AT&T

No one would have AT&T service but for the iPhone. Seriously, their coverage sucks! Dropped calls... FAIL. No MMS... FAIL. What's worse is that I knew all of this going in to AT&T from Verizon, yet I had to have their shiny new iPhone. AT&T is screwed once they lose their exclusivity contract with Apple.

Yogurt and Boot Camp (Not at the same time, God no!)

First off, yogurt is not something you want to skimp on. The cheaper stuff never holds up well, ESPECIALLY, if you have to mix it yourself... Blah. I don't want to be a part of the process of taking the separated parts of yogurt (including the mystery liquid on the top) and putting them all back together in a mash that is edible. I prefer my yogurt to be artificially tussled and colored, leaving my only interaction with the substance one of scooping, eating, and digesting.

Boot Camp workouts are the devil, but I was fortunate enough to throw up in the bushes and only part of the kitchen... Blah.

Puke and rally, people, puke and rally... now give me 15 more push-ups.

It's no Hyde Park, but it will do.

For my first rant, I shall publish my recent Facebook status:

Finds his renter's insurance policy to be severely lacking in actual protection i.e. no coverage for dropping "something" in a bath tub full of water BUT if said "something" was struck by lightning, crushed by hail, destroyed in a lava flow, encased in carbonite, or even swallowed/digested by yours truly; I'd be covered!